Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
