you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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