ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
wow bdsm is so cute
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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