But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
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I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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