Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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