And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
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i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
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I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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