i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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