How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
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Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
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