I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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