UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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