I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
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Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
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please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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