something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
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Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
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Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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