I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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