I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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