She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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