Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
...so i touched it.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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