Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with