Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I want to have your abortion
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.