We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme