Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
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I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
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I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail