i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
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it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud