yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
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So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree