So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived