I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
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Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought