you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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