You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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