Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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