I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
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Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
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He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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