he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
