That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
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You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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