guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
He felt like a one man threesome
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
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He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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