in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I love you.
Bad choice
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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