if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
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