its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
pop tarts are not kleenex
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Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
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Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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