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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
