i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
