I just made out with a guy for $7.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
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Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
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This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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