We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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