She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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