So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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