i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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