we're blogging at a bar
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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