A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
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He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Randomize