I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
My hand turned me down
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I don't want my vagina anymore.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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