i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
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Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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