What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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