Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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