You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
