On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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