There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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