There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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