Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
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Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
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Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Randomize