I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I just want nice things and good sex
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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