Dual....:-)
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
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I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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