Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
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I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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