It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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