ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
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Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Go christen that room with your naked body.
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I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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