"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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