That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
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If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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