I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
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he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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