I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
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so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
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I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.