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  I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?

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  No. I am devastated

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  My Higher Power is John Stamos

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.

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  29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.

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  So glad I found your sister.

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• (650): View more from California

  I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  You going out tonight?

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  No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form

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  21 Times Karma Showed These People Not to Mess Around

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend

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• (530): View more from California

  My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?

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