I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
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I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
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