I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
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have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
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So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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