no you cant smoke seaweed
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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